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Do you even understand the amount of strength it requires to show up every single day? A LOT, OK?
Orange you glad this growling guy made his way onto an ankle sock? And also, that those knives look pretty dull?
I wouldn't bet on luck, but I'd bet on me. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee! Knock 'em out, roll 'em up! Wait, what am I telling you for? You already know what to do!
Not only is this little guy totally adorbs, but he's also just as attentive to his house plants as you are. I'd say it was a match made in well-balanced soil-y heaven.
You're so shiny that the people around you have to wear sunglasses. And those people look really cool in sunglasses, so you're really doing them a favor ... which just makes you even more shiny.
You were on time to work, your hair looks fab, your outfit is on point. It's one of those amazing days and you're feeling super fucking awesome. Let 'em hear it!
The perfect gift for those moments when you burst through the walls of just plain Lovely and strike a perfect landing smack-dab in the middle of A Whole Lotta.
I totally knew you were gonna love this sock. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
I've heard bad things about it, too. But the reviews have been generally positive. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck strap.
I mean, all those stars and planets and black holes and stuff? How can you NOT nerd out? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.
You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time.
Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be more relaxed. And it's all thanks to you. You're amazing.
Are you a Cat Lover? Are you a Making Fun Of Cat Lovers Lover? Say hello to your newest favorite sock. These outrageous (in a good way!) socks are made of high-quality combed cotton so you can wear them over and over, for as long as your cat shall live.
The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wherever you want.
You may wager that we have gone overboard with the cat stuff here at Blue Q. Well, watch out, because we just raised you a Dog Sock!
We all know Mom is the coolest, but does she know that!? A little reminder now and then couldn't hurt.
Say it loud, say it proud, say it with a tiny bit of superiority because now you're done saying it and everyone else is spending too much time and effort saying it a little better but like, why? Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spa
It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.
Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her - the leaping, the twirling, the fire-breathing, that kind of stuff. But not today.
The wind in my hair, the sand in my socks, and me at my absolute most zen-i-fied.
You're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?!
You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, man!